indiaalphawhiskey:

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I Scream at You in Poetry
by: indiaalphawhiske
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Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington | Explicit | 47.4k | Chapters: 14/14 | Complete

Tags: Regency, Alternate Universe - Regency, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Chaotic Colin Bridgerton, Jealous Colin Bridgerton, Possessive Colin Bridgerton, Oblivious Colin Bridgerton, Colin “My Wife” Bridgerton, Colin Bridgerton Being an Idiot, Angry Penelope Featherington, Confident Penelope Featherington, Entrapment, Chaotic Bridgerton Siblings (Bridgerton), First Kiss, First Time, Angry Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Felching

Colin maintained that his recent bout of lunacy was, in its entirety, all Penelope Featherington’s fault. For, had she not been so very resolute in her refusal to speak to him after an off-season’s worth of unanswered letters, it was wholly possible that – after having overheard his mother lamenting both the state of the Featherington baronry and the effects of Lady Featherington’s now rather indiscreet baby race on Penelope’s chances at a felicitous (if practical) match – Colin would have acted far more rationally than to orchestrate a not-so-clandestine, not-so-very-appropriate, and also not-at-all-truthful midnight tryst between them in the orangery at Vauxhall Gardens.

(Maybe.)

After all, if it was simply time Penelope needed to work her way towards forgiving him and restoring their once warm friendship, as his mother had suggested… Well, then a lifetime together would certainly suit that, with change to spare, wouldn’t it?

— or, Penelope is a storm Colin is determined to weather. A different take on the entrapment of it all.

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helloitsbees:

sgam76:

30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊

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im not 52 i swear. i just have a dark past

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Anonymous asked:

https://www.tumblr.com/alarrytale/753644598995320832/im-a-26-year-old-man-whos-single-its-like?source=share

Gina, you can answer in tags, but is it true that Lorna left because of what H said about his sex life in this interview? And do you think he said that because he was trying to sell this womaniser image?

twopoppies:

I can’t speak for Lorna, but I know her well. IMO, she left because years and years of gaslighting was seriously affecting her mental health. She was very outspoken and felt very strongly about Harry and Louis communicating with fans (in particular because she had a very meaningful interaction with Harry at a show in 2015).

Seeing Harry and Louis seemingly switch from actively fighting against their closet, to accepting aspects of it and start “playing the game,” was really hard on a lot of people.

Deleting her blog was the only way for her to ensure she wouldn’t be back. She needed to cut it off completely (even going as far as covering up her fandom tattoos).

If it had anything to do with Harry’s comment, it would have just been a final straw that was a very long time in the making.

haveyoulistenedtothisalbum-poll:

Album art for Fine Line by Harry Styles.ALT

Tracklist:

GoldenWatermelon SugarAdore YouLights UpCherryFalling • To Be So Lonely • She • Sunflower, Vol. 6 • Canyon Moon • Treat People With KindnessFine Line

Have you listened to Fine Line by Harry Styles (2019)?

Yes, the entire album!

Partially, some but not all songs

No, but familiar with it

Haven’t heard of it before

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fairycosmos:

fairycosmos:

the infatuation with being skinny is ….. Boring

makes the culture boring. makes fashion boring. makes people boring. made me boring when it was all i thought about. like are we still harping on this

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apureniallsource:

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artepizzabarnes: 🩵 Last night, Arte Pizza was buzzing with excitement! We had a very special guest stop by! A big thanks to @niallhoran 🩵

The energy was incredible, the pizza was flying, and it was a night to remember. Thanks for the amazing vibes and Forza Napoli, sempre 😁